You get what you pay for.

Kind of sounds like bragging to me.

Got you to click, didn’t it?

Awesome. I'm such a big fan. And I've never seen a holographic crack pipe.

Somehow, Mezzi will be blamed for their loss.

She's a dude?!

I’m sure it went down just like that. The poor innocent lady who just gets pulled out of a car for no reason whatsoever. What is the world coming too???

Her bags totally seem worth getting run over for.

Calm down before you start throwing punches, Chico.

I stopped caring about football years ago, because it’s a culture that promotes and inflicts violence on its participants, an empirical fact now being fleshed out by neurological evidnece. And it begins in childhood.

This is what a true feminist looks like, ladies. Take a fucking note. Notice she isn’t whining about magazine covers and trigger warnings.

Uh, it' Drew, dear.

You mean the body of christ. You stole one of jesus’ body parts, Igor.

They’re definitly using locally sourced acid.

He’s box office poison.

Wait?! Are we still talking about the sport that inevitably causes brain damage that still had widespread appeal because the majority of people are unaware that it cause inevitable brain damage?

Course he is. Who would see the movie of it was Will Smith??

You think black people pay bills?

Gerbil

What hits me hard is that well-meaning, naive boobs think homeless people are magical, when they’re in fact either uncooperative mental cases, or losers who’ve made a lifetime of terrible choices.