Fuck you. Stoiciomety is the shit!

Yeah. I took 8th grade chemistry, too.

It's all moot. Bush will win anyways.

Feels great not to be occupied with a stupid pet. Oh, don't get me wrong. Dogs are great. When you're nine.

We find working jobs that don't kill is less stressfull. We stand it very well. Sounds like you need a job drilling oil or something.

Ruined your chances of a promotion.

So, he took pity on you?

Work is work. I’m not there to hang out with people, in there to do my job. “Want to hang out?” No, not really. See, I wouldn't know you and therefore wouldn't hang out with you if I wasn't working here. I'm here to pay my bills, not develop friendships with people satisfied by their mediocrity. I'll be out of here in…

You can be friends with people you disagree with. (Gasp!)

Befriending people at work keeps you there longer than you should be. I see people stuck in jobs way longer than they should have been because they feel guilty leaving the people they work with.

You're a tool. The media is made for tools like you.

These ducking lunarics love Orwellian double-speak. Everything is the opposite to them. Remember: These people think dying is awesome because only after you're dead does it get fun.

Who the fuck is Joanne?

It's not infuriating: It's hilarious.

Why? It's not like they have any desire to leave.

I wouldn't say concerned. More like, deeply amused.

Yeah. I was in a car and past another car that was in a wreck. Good thing I didn't have to test my airbag, you know?

Look harder. They aren't women when they're arguing for their rights to be stripped. Deputy-men.

Christ. Had nothing to do with the mother, right?

Because he hates paying taxes.