when I took it, that was also my reaction.

I really want this.

the only thing that changes over time is that the man onscreen begins to express remorse over some of the women and children he killed

But you've already been doing that, NOLD, which means it's time to take more drastic measures. Clearly he's got his "technique" and he's convinced that his Burrowing Serpent style is superior to your Wu-Tang style. So it's time to pull a three-strikes rule on your boy.

Why would it be rude? His movies aren't some holy, untouchable piece of art above criticism

Added a deleted scene of the Shire villagers as an intro to the film

Strike three means that make-outs come to a screeching halt and it's time to have a come-to-Jesus talk about his kissing style. Because frankly, if he's not listened when you've tried to guide him gently - twice - then it's time to give him a session with the Chair Leg of Truth and his feelings will have to look after…

the last letter was super true. Also I wish my spouse would kiss me more. Biting or not

Strike three means that make-outs come to a screeching halt and it's time to have a come-to-Jesus talk about his kissing style. Because frankly, if he's not listened when you've tried to guide him gently - twice - then it's time to give him a session with the Chair Leg of Truth and his feelings will have to look after…

If kissing is bad, what else do they think they are doing right that they are actually bad at? I once had a girlfriend who kissed like a statue...tight lips, no head movement, just terrible. We lasted all of four months. We stopped kissing and the fondness wore off. Luckily I've not had that issue again in life. Like…

37 here, and still going strong with the lips and tongue. :P

Looks like rageface grew his hair out...

Watch this - if you have never seen voice actors at work, it is absolutely fascinating. I could watch this stuff all day long. Matt Groening is excellent also. As a side note, the actress who does Marge is apparently very private and doesn't do the voice in public? on video? Not quite sure how it works, but that's why…

Uh, because spiderwoman was never meant to be porny and this kind of stuff is. Totally different market.

Well, they did try. But the result was... uhm... "Alfred".

I also agree. Especially once they got to the mountains, I started to have fun. It naturally brings Moria to mind from the LotR films. It felt like we were at the start of a fun, well-told adventure. We weren't, but it did seem like it for much of that film.

LOTR was all about the extended editions. This time round, it's about the abridged version. How sad.