apathetic124
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apathetic124

If there’s one thing Detroit fans will support, it’s dog shit product. #Lions

I thought it would look more like my car. Well, it would be my car, come to think of it.

Agreed. Did you ever think you would be breaking down high school women’s soccer on an April Saturday morning with an internet stranger? Me neither.

Apparently before these were found, there were only 15 from this period known to exist, and this cache is valued in the seven figure range.

The same look I get at the end of a bad first date, when the guy leans in.

Russia could have a tug boat tow the rocket to within 500 yards, no doubt. China could buy a tug boat from Russia with the promise of turning it into a floating casino and then use it to tow a rocket to within 350 yards so long as Russia will sell China an engine for their new knockoff tugboat.

One of things I'm forever greatful to him is the $2m he donated to the UofM women's and children's hospital where my son was born prematurely. He got great care there and to top it off Woodson won his Super Bowl ring a few weeks later.

except, there are championships that happen in this city, and nobody sane takes the Lions seriously.

... from a stepstool.

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Honestly, I don’t get the ad. Grapefruit? Why? Because it kinda, sorta, maybe looks like a vulva? Because it’s juicy?

had an overseas stint in the Polish American Football League

Barrett: I’m the quarterback of Ohio State.

Apparently the NFL did approach the Lions during their 0-16 season.They offered to help find quality NFL talent to put in the Lions front office to help with football operations. The Fords politely declined. They said, “No thanks. We’re good. We got this.” That’s when I knew 0-16 wasn’t the bottom.

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most overrated player ever. glorified singles hitter. great fielder. plenty of #s. but aint won a playoff series. not a championship player.