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Honestly, I think the best Alan Moore adaptation was the only adaptation that he ever approved of: the Justice League Unlimited adaptation of “For the Man Who Has Everything.”

What about that really sexy rabbit who shows up every now and then to get Bugs out of a jam? What’s her deal? 

Here’s the dick pic she was flashing.

i believe her story 100 percent. you cant make some of that stuff up unless you have lived through the abuse. when he yelled at her for getting excited about seeing a puppy, the same shit happened to me when i dated an emotionally abusive person. i saw a friend i hadnt seen in ahwile while walking down they street

When your girlfriend looks like an underfed 12 year old vegan goth but you accuse a heroic rescue worker of being a pedophile anyhow...I guess that is what you do as an entitled white dude from a country whose former apartheid past gave you fucking privilege the likes of which few people will ever know. FUCK. OFF.

Any excuse to use one of my favorite all-time gifs:

A couple years ago I was having a drink with a friend at Bar Centrale in Manhattan — it’s a tiny piano bar that’s practically in Times Square but because it’s near the theatre district and it’s unmarked and just looks like a residential townhouse from the outside (masking it from tourists), random celebrities often go

As someone who is a citizen of a country where socialism has been overwhelmingly successful, I’ve never understood why it’s been considered the boogieman in the States.

I’m glad that the lady just let the mountain lion take a nap and then leave. Glad she didn’t freak out and it it ended up mauling her or, that she called animal control and they ended up killing the lion. I think both parties did good.

She should feel lucky, six hours is an incredibly short nap for a cat.

Cats are extremely telepathic.

Good on this woman for not trying to interact with a wild animal but I’m pretty sure the mountain lion was done with her nap and left on her own without needing any “telepathic pictures of exit routes.

“I only hire the best people.”

There is solid evidence that people who vote conservative/Republican tend to have a stronger fear response, and tend to make decisions based on that response. It’s crazy to see this guy state it so boldly, though, since Republicans generally loathe being seen as weak or afraid of anything. I’m with you, that anyone

“What kind of lawyer would tape a client?” The kind of lawyer who KNEW that said client was a fucking liar and would hang said lawyer out to dry to save his ass from all the shady dealings of said client!

I don’t know that anyone will see this comment (yay hierarchical kinja), but I was struck by his comment about “paralyzing fear” of being attacked. Maybe just a lame excuse for him, but I think that anyone who can’t rationally process the fears of the world is not rational enough to make decisions for the rest of us,

Back when this happened I ended up in ONE OF THE MOST AWKWARD AND GROSS CONVERSATIONS EVER with someone who was cautiously taking the stance that fingering “isn’t as bad as real rape”, by which of course they meant penis-in-vagina/anus. We slowly parsed this out, and I eventually got them to acknowledge that if a

No, Brock and/or Brock’s Lawyer. It’s been established that digital penetration occurred, and with enough force the victim got penetrative injuries and pine needles and “debris” ended up inside her. That’s rape. I’m sorry (hahaha not really) if you feel that fingering shouldn’t really count as real rape and your

The “how are they going to pay for it?” dismissal is just a tactic, and it’s been used so many times it’s pretty much a verbal tic at this point. It is exactly as unserious a criticism as the right-winger is accusing the socialist of being. When pay for all kinds of shit all the time. We the military needs another

Imagine a country where the people have been well-educated since childhood, where people make enough money to work only one job, where if you get sick physicians will take care of you and make you well again. Imagine the productivity of healthy, intelligent, and well-rested people.  This is what they’re arguing