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You can only get one good interview out of the victims. They’ll say what happened and that’s that. Unless you’re one of the first to get them you’re just a rerun. But the perpetrator will generally change his or her story EVERY SINGLE TIME. i.e. “I only pretended to call the cops.” But they showed up so... “I did call

I used to work near there. It’s a pretty busy part of the city, right near a baseball stadium, a major research hospital, a lot of tech companies jamming people into open office spaces, a bunch of bars, two light rail lines, a commuter train station, and pretty soon the Warriors new arena. I LOL at people who don’t

Hopefully noone beat me to posting my favorite, oft recycled strip. But I’ll chance it, and post anyway because I think it applies in the case of #PermitPatty.

It is such an absurd abuse of privilege. You can get medication that will help relax anxious dogs and cats and the like from pretty much any reputable veterinarian. And they have a high rate of efficacy in my experience.

I still can’t fucking get over weed for dogs. What the actual fuck is weed for dogs? That is the whitest fucking thing since mayo. Of course Permit Patty ran a fucking weed for dogs business. 

If she shuts up how will people learn that she’s the real victim? For the love of canine cannabis companies, grant her mercy!

Do you know how fucking expensive rent in SF is? Shit, slangin water out there is the least of anyone’s concerns.

White people gentrifying areas like this want to live around other people w/o having to actually live around other people . They want this kind of ‘colorful’, social, convenient atmosphere but they want to have absolute control over it; like, clap on-clap off type control. On Monday, the popular, friendly ethnic food

This is the 3rd case like this in the past month in San Francisco area. JoggerJoe, the BBQ lady, and now PermitPatty. This has white liberal hypocrite written all over it.

Tsarist Russia was anything-but stable prior to the Revolution. Two losses in the Russo-Japanese wars had seriously lowered public opinion of the monarchy, and while I’m not advocating Communism or the tenets of Lenin, Trostky, or Stalin, holding up Tsarist Russia as a beacon of stability just gets the history wrong.

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Why do people like this live in densely-populated cities? Patty here isn’t a San Francisco native, I’ll almost guarantee that. So why move somewhere you’re definitely going to be around noisy, smelly, rude, ugly, water-pushing - ugh - people literally. all. the. time. if you have such a piss-pants problem with it?

*checks self*

She’s lost business because of this, and I’ve read stuff on social media (so, grain of salt) that her business wasn’t entirely on the up and up - you know, she didn’t have the proper permits - to begin with. That’s why she’s making the tearful rounds now. “My actions cost me money, and for that I am sorry.”

I keep finding it funny they have on the perpetrators in the interview seat but not the victims.

It’s still dumb, but don’t manipulate quotes. It’s bad journalism and it’s what makes people distrust mainstream media (besides the Russians). Like, you should definitely leave in the part “While “Toupee-Wearing Ball of Spite” may not be doing a good job himself, Lynch thinks, he is opening up a space where other

lol - “Did not watch, but he definitely did it”

It’s also to close to Collard, and I’ll be damned if they take that too.

Shit. Forgot blue collar. And also white collar. Apparently white people are the only people with collars.

What if I told you.....that you can have black friends, black family members, and black co-workers....and still be racist.

That rabbi is a disgrace and he’s all about self-promotion. When Michael Jackson was being hit with pedophilia and child sexual abuse allegations, Boteach and Jackson co-founded a charity called Heal the Kids, and they then wrote a book about discovering your inner child. When he was president of a Jewish society at O