Will Mercedes begin install holes in your ass next year?

Nice, now give us a filmed picture of one breaking down please.

Boy, does it want to be a BMW 3 Series in there. The gear selector, the dashboard, the center console, the shape of the arm rest, the shape and location of the infotainment system’s control knob—all of it feels like it was traced over from the Bavarians, but badly.

Now I know what the most popular post on Jalopnik will be.

Yet it no longer is a “Pick up and go” type of hatches.

“Well it seems that the Big Three isn’t taking advantage of my new fuel economy regulations. Sad!” -@realdonaldtrump, March 20, 2017

Case in point: ex-Formula One driver Susie Wolff just lost her road car drivers’ license merely for doing 35 mph in a 30 mph zone through a village in England, reports the BBC.

Want the Magical Mystery Tour instead?

I love you

All in all, it’s just a, another brick in the tire wall.

You know this is going to be bad when this was photographed by a potato

Yep.

This is pretty much the best part about NASCAR, hands down.

Ford be like:

I’m dying

“I bet you bastards can do 90 $4,000"

His brain tubes must’ve been a restricted flowing design.

...At least for Toyota.