Of course it doesn’t want to crash.

Anything with the name “sport”.

Wow guys, you really love the Z3 don’t you?

Just make sure to empty the blinker fluid when you take it home.

THANKS VOLKSWAGEN

Yet, you’re more likely to crash into a gas station.

Ouch. So much for the hype

That explosion was uber my expectations

Dominic accepted the ride’s end with equanimity. “The thing I like about it is it’s fancy and it’s a wide, very wide car,” he would recall, much later.And? “It can fit so much stuff, like an SUV.”Bottom line, for the kindergarten set: “Even though I love it, I love Chevys too.”

I didn’t know that Superman could rally.

Oooh, Poor Tracy is doing The Morning Shift this time.

At first I was like: I’ll take it.

This makes FCA’s products run like Toyotas

WHAT THE FUCK ALPINE YOU PIECE OF SHIT I WILL FUCKING PISS IN YOUR EYES FOR THIS DISGRACE AND SHOVE SAID EYES UP YOUR ASS THEN I WILL DECAPITATE YOU AND FLUSH ALL YOUR BODY PARTS DOWN THE TOILET AND BRING YOUR CAR TO MY GARAGE YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES.

Will it display how much IQ whoever named this car has?

“Electric Lamborghini” 

*sigh*, sacrebleu

And remember, drive like a champion!

Good lord this site has more puns than Sonic Colors