I mean, I do the same thing every time I acquire a fresh tasty baguette. ‘Yall don’t?

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Monday Update: Old Man Literally Yells At Cloud

Waterlooser. He had the vitoria wrapped up, but agincourted disaster. Goes to show that pride goeth before trafalgar.

They gave you plenty of warning that only the strippers are allowed on stage.

Luigi hunting for a different kind of ghost.

KAAAAANEEEEEEDDDAAAAAAA! *BLORPBLORPBLORP*

Topher is the real nightmare

Oh my sweet jeebus.  This is like being nine all over again.  Thank you for this!

Split up! We’ll find that Master of Mischief!

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

We had to graduate from high school and infiltrate society first

It means we won... all of those sneers and jeers growing up... we endured them. We prevailed and triumphed.

I hate and love that anime is kind of this accepted thing now. I mean, where was all this enthusiasm when I was in high school?

Love. Love makes little to no sense.

So what you’re saying is that Rhode Island’s offer to the PawSox was a bad deal for taxpayers, but another city’s offer was even Worcester?

I hereby solemnly swear that if I ever become an owner of a team, I will finance my own stadium. And food and drink prices will be reasonable. And parking will be free. And tickets will be affordable. But I will charge people extra if they insist on standing during the anthem.

Not for sharing with Luigi, apparently.