Talk nice to yourself before, and buy yourself somethin’ nice when you’re done. That’s foreplay, and then it counts.

Cheers

Alcohol is great for the brain. Like lions on the Serengeti, alcohol attacks and the destroys the slower and disabled brain cells, ultimately benefiting the pack (brain) by keeping it sharp and unencumbered.

Does sticking your dingaling in a fleshlight provide the same brain cell growth as sex?