Change the column name to “truckmeh” and don’t waste my time again.

of course he’s not human

What ever happened to girls showing a little crack at the beach. It’s cute!

So this for 30 something grand...

Connaught still exists, but barely:

As far as I know, they sold a handful of non-hybrid cars. Two of their demonstrators also have been on the road for a while:

“Here’s the fastest way to defrost your car windows according to Russian science.”

Welp, guess I’ll buy one on eBay after people lose interest in it.

Oh look someone who is on the Mcdonalds hate train and doesn’t want to admit it’s just fine in moderation. But hey, it’s cool to hate it.

Be an Optimist Prime, not a Negatron.

Who cares? I'd rather have the Audi. V-10 sound and proper engine placement in a beautiful shape that turns heads. Yes please. in fact I'll even take the R8 v8 over the Porsche eventhough it's much slower.

Second car? Big wagon? Ancient print media? Rejoice over this period response:

Nope, I'm pretty sure that's a lambo.

That’s a nice turbo right there! Belt drive and all!

“Back of the shaft drive.” I’m always telling women about this, but they just can't seem to grasp it.

“Ugh, he has this ugly old jeep that doesn’t even have windows, but it’s supposed to be worth, like, a couple million dollars or something.”

I’m pretty sure the rolls royce will get you laid only if you’re into hunting old Cougars.