Here is a dramatic recreation of the “near collision”:

Made For Monsters by Monsters.

Congratulations, Mister Mister Gristle, on COTD! My award to you is an Aventador which this lovely lady will deliver if she’s able to handle it.

The little engine that COULD!

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Lets see a race to 170 mph between those two though.

730 HP of V12 goodness driven to the rear wheels. Now if I could only get one with a stick life would be perfect.

Lamborghini Admits Its Owners Couldn’t Handle A Lamborghini

forcing me to have to rip the E-brake.

Just found this in another Steam controller post from Valve:

While I can’t say they’re being fraudulent based on their KS page, that really sucks that anticipation basically has to go into hibernation since it can’t be sustained for that long. The silver lining is that players may have more time to enjoy the game while riding their autonomous flying cars.

I feel like you could clarify the “feet ride low” one. I’ve been riding for over 25 years and I don’t really understand it (especially when it’s accompanied by an image showing two sportbikes with their relatively high pegs).

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

Pretty sure this is:

China is going to kill us all:

Officer : “You think you gonna get back to the future in time hitting the requisit 88mph but i don’t see any flux capacitor in there”

We’re number 1 with your number 2!

it’s like Mopar is to Chrysler, but with less torque

Photoshop? Screw Photoshop. This is how you deal with it: