Wait.

Statement from the New England Patriots:

“Character coach” has a much nicer ring to it than “normal person with a conscience”.

I feel sorry for my wife if Sean Hannity is sent to prison somehow for his role in all of this. She will never be able to make me cum as hard as I will the day he’s sentenced.

Still the best tweet ever;

Adolf = 5 letters

Adolf Hitler: Publicly proclaimed that Nazis are some very fine people.

To you pedants correctly pointing out my misuse of the word extramarital, you’re absolutely right. Also, as a Bills fan in Boston for the last 20 years, just shut the fuck up and let me have this.

The literal article you are commenting contains a quote from the detective working the case describing how this specific massage parlor engaged in human trafficking.  

https://polarisproject.org/blog/2018/06/01/human-trafficking-massage-parlors-deeply-manipulated-sense-choice

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

On the one hand, legalize and regulate sex work.

Why? Season already had a happy ending.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

It’s brutal.  A close friend of mine had a man commit suicide by walking into traffic and she hit and killed him.  Beyond the absolute horror of having seen someone die that up close and knowing that you’re “responsible”, she had to prove in court that the man was actually committing suicide so that she wasn’t charge…

I predict good things for this awful, awful comment. Well done.

I take solace in the fact that Darren Rovell is working hard to figure out what type of car Boeheim was driving.

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

not a good start for bernie’s campaign 

I know Boeheim is an irascible jerkbox who routinely undermines his own players as they leave for the NBA, and is not exactly well-liked outside of Syracuse, but I wouldn’t wish this on anyone. Obviously, the man who lost his life and his friends and family are even more affected, but it must feel horrible to be…