This is how it starts, folks. At his rallies, he had his idiot followers boo the media covering the event. Now he’s praising someone who physically assaults a media rep. Thi is the start of a trend that will eventually result in what’s allegedly being investigated in Saudi Arabia.

My mom watches all this shit. One of my favorite things to do is walk in while she’s watching one and say, “Oh, this is a good one! The husband did it.”

Basically he scored zero crickets when he could have scored so many crickets. Actually the other team cricketed him, if you can believe that. He’s lucky his team doesn’t fine him 15 crickets, and Pepsi drops him from receiving any further crickets. 

I’m sure he’s a dingus, but could you guys maybe run a cricket explainer so I can understand why he’s a dingus?

Louis Anderson. Murphy Brown. Roseanne. Designing Women.

You say “fiscal irresponsibility,” he says “job creation.”

Wait, is that a joke about how the internal combustion engine displaced the horse as our society’s dominant source of transportation, or a joke about how John Elway looks like a goddamned horse?

So you’re saying the gas and oil industry is backing a particular horse in this race?

I’m not really interested in being lectured about fiscal responsibility by the guy who gave massive contracts to both Brock Osweiler and Case Keenum.

Well, she’s been groomed for it from early on.

Apparently it is still a trick no woman has done in competition. I clicked the link expecting to see her do the trick in competition. Not so much. Cool trick, tho. 

I am so here for this! Ooh, maybe he gets the doppleganger Supergirl to fall in love with him. Echoes of when Matrix was Supergirl and thought she was dating Luthor’s son (it was Luthor’s brain in a younger, clone body).

Watch it be Idris Elba.

Might want to dismiss PimpHandOfSisko’s comments. He’s a troll who makes comments defending rapists and bigots.

Back in his day, if you started a career 4.26 ERA/1.3 WHIP pitcher in the postseason, you stuck with him until 120 pitches!

If there is a lesson here, it’s that “The first time someone offers you their grandpa’s ashes, believe them”

Knox said it wasn’t even the first time that student had offered him her grandpa’s ashes.

So, she calls the cops under false pretenses (claiming he was aggressive) and her cousin that shows up says that’s her prerogative.

You really are just a disingenuous fucknut, aren’t you?