Timothy: Video Director @ Deadspin and also avid Fruit farmer.

You’re lying naked on the floor?

What is a visiting team, like Texas, throws a sure TD pass and a fan shoots it out of the air.........Huh?

But I thought more guns = more safety. And an armed society is a polite society. And I also thought that alcohol sales were banned in SEC stadiums. And also, Hitler disarmed the Germans when he took over (not really, but I read it somewhere). Why can’t I bring my arsenal in to cheer on the Hogs?1Q?! How else are the…

It’s almost like Crosby keeps doing shit like this because he knows he will get away with it.

Whether or not something was done on purpose is irrelevant. It’s not as if every suspended player intended to injure. A two-handed slash, regardless if he “missed” the stick, connected with a players hand and injured him, that alone should be enough.

Patty I will do murder if you come for my fruits

“The Senators, who are likely to make the playoffs, could go after Pittsburgh’s star when they find the chance, and given Crosby’s history with concussions, the Pens could lose him for longer than a suspension for the actual offense.”

You may not see any “hockey justice” on this particular play, but its the plays all season. THe “taint tap” on O’Reilly, the embellishing on every penalty...the obvious penalties he doesn’t get called for...its those that will make players want to rectify the situation the NHL has gotten itself in by not disciplining…

It’s like they say, when life gives you lemons, look the fuck out for Patrick Redford.

Citrus grower here. It really comes down to how productive the plant is; a massive calamondin tree with hundreds of fruit should be ripe for anyone’s picking (heh, heh) and you’re a complete asshole if you have one out front and give anyone shit for grabbing a few. Ditto if you have, like we do, a pair of massive…

Can this movie just COME OUT ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! I WANT TO SEE IT

Agreed. If this was Kovalev, it would’ve been a double minor and a brawl. “Intent to injure” has nothing to do with it. You can’t fucking slash guys with your stick.

Exactly, intent is not part of the rule book for a slash or a highstick.

“And what is your purpose in visiting the United States?”

I actually had a conversation with my cousin, he voted Trump because of the SC seat, who is mortified by the state of affairs, but I am not sure what he expected exactly.

You had me at the link containing ‘wsj’ in its address.

There’s a lot of uhhh wtf to unpack here...