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Do they instruct the contestants to scream out the words like they’re functional illiterates playing hangman for their life?
“I’d like to solve the puzzle, “WON-CEE UP-ON AH TYE-ME!”
“Great job, Lenny.”

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

I have a relative who will send something back to the kitchen every single time she goes out. It is not at all a reflection of the restaurant. It just makes her feel superior.

My mom worked with the Pirates announce crew for a while.

FWIW, I really encouraged Samer to stress the Mr. Bigglesworth lineage in the headline and he ignored me.

mr. delicious prior to joining the yankees organization

I was waiting for them to put away silverware in a tray, but mix up the spoons, forks and knives. I would have had to lie down after that.

I’m about 68.7% OCD, and this has made me have a long hot shower and shave every pubic hair off of my body, buy new sheets, towels pillows, glassware toothbrush and pepper mill.

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

How many games go past 11 each year? Like what % of MLB games will this rule affect? I bet it is less than 0.5% which means it is fixing something so rare it doesn’t need to be fixed.

Let’s see your version, so we can compare.

HE MADE IT IN A CAVE

Yes. Yes I am... and yes it is cool. Very cool.

Watching this video gives me the exact same feeling as watching my four-year-old do anything that requires basic fine motor skills.

Wait...are you really Spider-Man? that is so cool!

It’s been said before, but of course they’ll find some way to blame Dems/Obama/Oprah

I did the survey, but they are just going to conveniently lose any responses that they do not like.

Holy shit that is the most leading survey I’ve ever read. “Did awesome things that nobody else could ever do in the history of ever? Approve or disapprove?”

A lot of the young kids on the Netherlands team from Curacao were citing Andruw Jones (three years my junior) as their favorite player/idol growing up, so I think I’ll go ahead and buy that walker now.