#Goatse

HOW ARE YOU ALL OKAY WITH THIS?? JLO DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS. Also thanks male for keeping up with the gossip of the day.

No gun to the head needed for me. The way The Beatles adapted their music to the changing social and political landscape of the time was pure genius.

This is great stuff and I just love Paul!

Amy sang it with tons of soul.

I agree completely. If you don’t like hummus, that’s ok. Accept that you don’t like it. Do not lie about liking hummus by making things that aren’t hummus and pretending they are. That is foolishness.

You’ll be sorry you mocked him when the apocalypse comes, and you find yourself in desperate need of yards of paracord.

Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?

What’s hilarious to me is that they’re THE SAME GOD.

Look, I only have enough schadenfreude to hate the public financing bill, or Bettman. You can’t provide us with an embarrassment of embarrassments like this. We need time to process.

“President Trump is the son of Philanthropist...”

Wut? I didn’t say that. Troll harder, guy.

Not if you expand “relevant” to include “has a disasterous, cap-killing contract.”

It’s all fine and stuff, but it was a bit jarring to see a young Princess Leia show up out of nowhere to pick up that disk off Logan. That scene just threw me.

When I saw X-24 they made Jackman look so much like Liev Schrieber as Sabertooth in Wolverine Origins I kinda wished they’d just used him. Of all the things wrong with WO, his casting wasn’t one of them.

As far as realistic human CGI faces go, we’ve definitely come a long way from The Scorpion King