Seems as if the student who filmed that high school buzzer beater has only been painting portraits in art class.

“I’m a progressive who loved 24 and Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan novels, both of which had clear conservative bents. I imagine it could work the other way for some conservatives.”

Let me tell you something. We are not winning against the bugs anymore. They are not sending their best, they are sending their asteroids. It’s time we build a space shield. A great, impenetrable, powerful, beautiful, Terran space shield. Believe me. Tremendous.

Dear Jorge,

You’re entitled to your opinions of the Marvel films, but to say that “no one really reviews” Marvel movies, frankly, is wrong. The film reviews that Rotten Tomatoes collects are almost all from professional film reviewers with no stake in the DC/Marvel rivalry, and no reason to “actually” review one studio’s films…

Relevant. (And any excuse to use this .gif!)

Isn’t it weird how one of the most liberal interpretations of our future has a ton of conservative fans?

It’s almost like they don’t realize Star Trek has always been an incredibly progressive franchise from the outset.

Have they watched the fucking show?!

GOAT doesn’t mean “the greatest of all time including the future which is an undiscovered country which may end at any moment as the sun explodes or a giant meteor strikes the earth sadly finishing tennis forever but leading to the long peaceful green reign of the plant kingdom.” It means the greatest of all the time…

It will no longer be exclusive to All-Access, but rather stream weekly on CBS.com with all past epsidoes available on the All-access site with limited commercial interruption.

I expect the next major release that we will see is the announcement that:

Nimoy didn’t despise being Spock. He didn’t like that a single role came to define his entire career. While he was eventually able to accept his legacy as Spock, he took the role very very seriously at the time.

Well those Australians certainly seemed personally insulted when they booed him off the court. It’s one thing if he’s screwing around off the court, but acting like a disinterested ass on the court is much worse. People have paid a lot of money to come watch a tennis match and his act is insulting to them.

No, you have that backwards; people love tearing them apart BECAUSE they are terrible.

If this happened after a Cowboys home game Jerry Jones would be getting final approval from the Arlington city council for a new stadium by now.

It does not bother me that you enjoy B v S. Why does it bother you that I do not?

Well, you’ve convinced me, it’s a great movie, and I only disliked it because Snyder hit my dog once.

What I like about this post is that you’re successfully re-establishing your brand as one of the best Deadspin commenters to a whole new demographic of workshy masturbators.

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