Seems as if the student who filmed that high school buzzer beater has only been painting portraits in art class.

Dear Jorge,

GOAT doesn’t mean “the greatest of all time including the future which is an undiscovered country which may end at any moment as the sun explodes or a giant meteor strikes the earth sadly finishing tennis forever but leading to the long peaceful green reign of the plant kingdom.” It means the greatest of all the time…

Nimoy didn’t despise being Spock. He didn’t like that a single role came to define his entire career. While he was eventually able to accept his legacy as Spock, he took the role very very seriously at the time.

Well those Australians certainly seemed personally insulted when they booed him off the court. It’s one thing if he’s screwing around off the court, but acting like a disinterested ass on the court is much worse. People have paid a lot of money to come watch a tennis match and his act is insulting to them.

If this happened after a Cowboys home game Jerry Jones would be getting final approval from the Arlington city council for a new stadium by now.

What I like about this post is that you’re successfully re-establishing your brand as one of the best Deadspin commenters to a whole new demographic of workshy masturbators.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

I mean, it goes with him on the way down and then his bike is still at the top of the hill after he climbs back up. Unless this is a “that’s the joke” by Redford, then it’s extremely lazy writing/logic.

It’s scary shit. I’ve had seizures before, thankfully not for a couple years. The first time, I went status epilepticus, four of the fuckers in a row. I don’t remember any of it, thankfully, but I was on vacation out in Los Angeles out at a Power Rangers con. Somebody stuck their foot out to keep my head from hitting…

The only way to stop a bad bear is with a good bear. Ban bear free zones!

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

KC got ball with 9:49 to go. Made it to the PIT 38 around the 8:00 mark. Here’s the times of their subsequent snaps: 7:21, 7:11, 6:25, 5:43, 4:53, 4:47, 4:14, 3:34, Timeout, 3:29, 2:43. That is criminal negligence.

That timeout he called to decide whether to go for it on that 4th down or kick a field goal (or to pick a 4th down play) on their last drive inside the 30 yard line was such classic Andy Reid.

It always amazes me how some people can watch a flagrant, textbook penalty and conclude that it was a rigged call. The replay from behind the play was about as conclusive as you can get - Harrison is a yard away from Alex Smith while being dragged to the ground from Fisher’s arm around his neck, and then a second…

Oh bullshit.

Blows my mind how an NFL coach, in a nail biter playoff game, has only one time out left when the opposing team takes possession of the ball with 2:30 left and you need a stop to have a chance for a winning FG.

That was a pretty bad hold, tho

If you’re not familiar with the weird double standards and hoop jumping conservative Christians will do to justify their own hypocritical decisions, may I introduce you to the 2016 Presidential Election?

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.