“Good lord that is some weak ass shit. Son, I could tell you stories about getting freaky that would make your gold finish turn white in seconds.”

Jay: “Hey, Siri. Call DEA.”

I love that the whole time, Jay Bilas looks like someone just saw his browser history.

“What’s attendance mean?”

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

The rest of the Knicks showed their solidarity with D Rose by also failing to show up for the game.

Not to be outdone, the NFL released plans for a 32 team playoff system.

He was running a very fundamentally sound route when he was hit.

Who would have thought Paul from the Wonder Years was such a brute?!

Tony Romo broke three ribs hearing about Jordy Nelson breaking two ribs.

The 76ers can overcome anything except 71.4% of their opponents.

Ok, it can take a day...

There’s just no way you can connect something that happened seven days ago to this game today...

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

Portals are huge right now. God i love to hate hollywood.

Jesus.Fucking.Christ.

Did anyone hear this?

Paul Walker thought he had found one