This sucks, but I don’t think I have it in me to be mad after a sixteen game winning streak and the first real hope I’ve had in sixteen years of rooting for this franchise.

We have more murders than playoff series wins. I’m not sweating failing to break an all-time record. As a fan of this team, all I’m sweating is a…

 it’s about goddamn time.

Future generations of NFL fans may not know which team circles their wagons best. I envy them.

I periodically need to be reminded that at one point New York had both baseball and football teams named the Giants.

Can you give them a few days? They haven’t even raised their AFC South Second Runner-Up banner yet.

Since when are tennis players allowed to chat with their coaches midway a match?

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

“You don’t need to teach out in the public all the time.”

The entire Republican strategy is exploiting the innate human tendency to fear and loathe people who are different so their base of useful idiots doesn’t know they’re robbing them blind.

these NAMES

Fun fact: This dog has bitten fewer hockey players than Alexander Burrows…

Yeah because he tossed it across the court and it made contact. Different situation, but counts just like if you intentionally throw ball at official in anger you can get one for that. It depends on the level as to T or ejection. If you haul back and throw it hard at my face you are gone, but if you react after play…

I think it is automatic one for physically contacting official even if no intent. On the player to make sure ball gets to officials hands. When a ref fumbles it, I.E. I am looking and you toss it but it goes high, no call, but tossing across court instead of giving to official right behind you is considered avoidable.…

I mean if you believe it was intentional then that should be an automatic ejection, but they clearly recognized it as an accident...so what’s the foul?

It’s ridiculous that I can’t remember the spelling of his name but can nail Kyrgyzstan every time

Remember, he’s not just a coach, but a “Leader of Men” (tm)

I might have known she’d have a weed-buying gown.

I’m looking forward to a half-dozen thinkpieces explaining to us mindless heathens why a one-game suspension was actually the harshest thing Coach K could have done, and how the punishment perfectly fit the crime. And if the results of his virtuous and morally-impeccable decision just happens to also be in the best…

I look forward to Coach K acting indignant when someone asks him if one game was enough.

The weird thing is, you really always have to wonder how much any of these people believe in what they’re saying. They all seem to believe it all, but I really wonder what it takes to convince any of them to do a 180 with their act.