This sucks, but I don’t think I have it in me to be mad after a sixteen game winning streak and the first real hope I’ve had in sixteen years of rooting for this franchise.

We have more murders than playoff series wins. I’m not sweating failing to break an all-time record. As a fan of this team, all I’m sweating is a…

It’s happened at least once.

They should have tied it into the Blue Beetle instead of Batman, so the show could just be called Better off Ted Kord.

 it’s about goddamn time.

Did you leave it in Chloe’s Yaris?

Wow. This opinion rattles me to my core.

God, I forgot about Smallville’s product placement. Arrow would be proud.

Oh I will fight you on this. Hold on let me first get my STRIDE GUM.

Smallville. Whatever potential the show had it quickly abandoned and never looked back.

Future generations of NFL fans may not know which team circles their wagons best. I envy them.

I periodically need to be reminded that at one point New York had both baseball and football teams named the Giants.

Can you give them a few days? They haven’t even raised their AFC South Second Runner-Up banner yet.

Since when are tennis players allowed to chat with their coaches midway a match?

They absolutely cannot use a CGI Carrie Fisher. That would be completely tasteless.

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

“You don’t need to teach out in the public all the time.”

The entire Republican strategy is exploiting the innate human tendency to fear and loathe people who are different so their base of useful idiots doesn’t know they’re robbing them blind.

these NAMES

I might have known she’d have a weed-buying gown.

The weird thing is, you really always have to wonder how much any of these people believe in what they’re saying. They all seem to believe it all, but I really wonder what it takes to convince any of them to do a 180 with their act.