Eli: “Odell, why wasn’t I invited to party with you guys?”

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Everybody knows you don’t work in Buffalo for the independence or the authority or the football or the ability to influence the direction of a team. You work in Buffalo to enjoy the weather.

It absolutely astounds me that after the worst Browns season ever, that they are still not the worst run franchise in the league. Close. But good lord.

I saw Amniotic Band Syndrome open for Quicksilver Messenger Service at the Avalon.

I watched this film on a recent long haul flight. The best thing that I can say about it was that it was slightly more enjoyable than watching the little plane icon slowly move its way across the Atlantic Ocean on the flight map.

Think for a second. Think about how egotistical you need to be to start the season as QB, have your shoulder explode around week 2, not come back until the end, see your team go 1-15 and think “heh, nailed it.”

I would argue we can cast a wider net and apply this idea to most stories regardless of genre.

Don’t fret - Remember the J-E-T-S

It’s staggering to think what Rodgers might have accomplished by now if Mike McCarthy hadn’t been the coach for his entire career.

PLEASE let it be another Berlanti/Flarrowverse show for Fridays. Nobody else should be allowed to do live action DC stuff for a while.

I much prefer the NFL version of highlights where I get more pop up screens than when I watch some live ass fucking porn from a brothel in Turkey.

Brock Osweiler and the corpse of Peyton Manning

He was our OC the year the Ravens went to the Super Bowl and was a reason they made it there. I wish him all the best and hope that doctors can address whatever’s going on.

Pandas are overrated anyways. They eat trees and don’t like to fuck.

If you try to hit Tim Tebow on his blindside, you better be ready for God to be blocking.

And here’s some DC guys without their - oh no one cares...

I don’t know why you’re wasting your time here when you just got engaged to Serena

Yep! Kicking a guy in the balls for no reason? Not cool! Assault, in fact.

This is so good. And mirrors so much of what I feel. Hopeless and angry and just so fucking full of rage at the class of men that I don’t know what to do with myself.