There’s only one Barry Allen I care about and it’s this guy.

*continues to be happy watching the increasingly-crazy but always optimistic Flash TV show*

No, that’d be stupid. The kid spends his Sundays at a bar.

he can’t read yet

A++ tag.

Clearly this dinosaur had some special performance claws in her contract.

Of course it’s fucked up.

Obviously. But an email is infinitely easier to leak than a phone call. Because if someone’s recording your phone calls you already have a massive problem, but an email is stored on multiple locations the second it’s sent and even deleting it doesn’t get rid of it.

Fucking good. She should resign. It’s appalling that she leaked the questions from CNN, or that she even got them in the first place. And setting aside how stupid it was to leak things in general, she should at least have had the damn tradecraft to do it over the phone and not in a fucking email. And also, apparently…

Let’s hear it for Horsey McNotblatantlyracistface

What’s the big deal? Tim Tebow bounced passes to receivers for years and nobody was impressed.

I just want to post this gif and move on, but for the life of me I can’t imagine what could have possessed the black kid not only to subject himself to this, but to smile in the picture as if everything is cool

Pretty rude giving us these pictures then taking them away.

Sometimes people who don’t follow sports act like they can’t understand why it means so much to people. And then you see the way fans, teammates, opponents, a league — a whole, massive community — can come together in a second to support one of their own.

That being said, the bigger thing was letting him hit in the 8th. That was dumb. That run was probably bigger than having your #1 closer still in the game.

No.

It is fitting that she would take a convention and turn it upside down.

Ugh, I hope he’s okay.

When it’s clear that your boss gives no shits about public perceptions, it’s only a problem if your boss personally disagrees with your actions. And I rather suspect these two are assholepeas from an assholepod.