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Second, it becomes clear we were not invited.

Is it really a hack when you’re just hitting a clearly visible button meant for that exact purpose?

Really? I’m a dude, and I thought it was creepy as hell. If I were out somewhere with a woman friend and some guy was standing like that, I’d find a way to warn her and help her escape.

I desperately wanted her to “accidentally” step backwards and spear his foot with her heel or jab him in the abdomen with her elbow. Whoops, totally didn’t expect you to be standing so close when you’re supposed to be sitting in that chair conveniently placed next to the podium with a notepad for you to take notes and

I think there is a possibility that Ivanka didn’t realize how inappropriate his behavior was until all this scrutiny started (rightfully)

“.. unless Trump offers me 1/3rd of what I’m owed”

An abuser using abused women to defend himself. What a dipshit.

I love how anyone could have known what Chuck’s question was gonna be when he started asking it and begun formulating a bullshit non-answer ahead of time, but Rudy waited until he finished, stared at him like he was suddenly sucked through a wormhole into an AP calculus final exam and had, despite being a career

Well not entirely but I just gained a slight bit of respect for him anyhow.

LOGIC’D! I love how he BSODs right after.

I’m sure Giuliani’s brain exploded after noticing his own logical error.

Dear Trump Apologists,

This is absurd. I’m not one for superstition but this team seems blessed somehow. That or they are secretly so good that they can come back at any time and dick around to mess with Vegas

Edit: THEY LOST?! AFTER THAT? WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Liking redheads isn’t a fetish. It just means you have a pulse.

Oh for the love of Pete, can’t we leave politics out of anything for a change? Good lord, we see it everywhere and it’s election year yes but come one. This isn’t even on par (THAT MUCH) with the TV show being discussed.

That is true, but I’ve learned a handy trick over the years. I can lie. Tiger Woods last major, Super Bowl 42, Kobe’s 81 point game. I was there. Because I’m very hardcore. Now you might say it’s lame to lie about that, but what I’d say is even if any of that were true, you would at best be mildly interested for 2

Altoids on the other hand fully denounced Trump. Considering they are not involved in this, I found their statement to be curiously strong.

I love love love this argument. “Yes, Donald Trump is an unashamed misogynist who quite literally brags about sexually assaulting women, but Hillary Clinton’s husband had affairs! Those things are totally equivalent!”

Does it even register with you that Hillary is the one running for president? If anything, people feel sympathetic to Hillary over her husband’s infidelities. Another distinction that seems over your head here is the fact that Bill Clinton, for all his faults, is not the type of idiotmonster who would say that kind of