Do you think Donny Sr. would make DJTJ pay him a bribe to get a pardon? Being his son isn’t enough?

Motherless Brooklyn was a beautifully shot movie with great acting, dialogue, and production design but a plot that was, at best, meh.

I’ve been thinking for a while now that Loeffler reminds me way too much of Cruella DeVille, so for Warnock to stress that he loves puppies seems perfect to me. Too bad I can’t vote in Georgia.

Garbageosity?

Why not offer vaginal cleanup services

I’m not sure why this is such a hard concept for Americans to understand.

I think maybe it’s also a grift? The campaign cancels its reservation “too late” for the hotel to issue a refund...

Excellent choice, especially since he has the temperament of a little boy

Face isn’t orange enough

he affirmatively made it worse just because he’s a fucking asshole

“Paramount” is already a superlative so it’s redundant too.

The mother network has produced at least two legitimately good shows in the last decade+ that aren’t carbon copies of their other shows (Elementary and The Good Wife). And All-Access does have some good stuff.

“Let’s try to buy prestige/respect instead of earning it” is a slogan that all Trumps live by

I mean, it’s not like any training delivered by this administration would be effective anyway

Popcorn is where the real money is

3:05 — finger to cheek and an ever so slight smile.

The classiest, most luxurious plates

The content is bad enough. But did nobody think to tell her that screaming into an empty, echo-y room would make let sound like a lunatic? You can’t deliver a speech the same way that you would at a normal RNC, with 20,000 sycophants right in front of you.

If they do produce a sequel series, it would have to be on streaming or cable unless they water down the actual politics. The way the electorate has shifted since the show went off the air, I don’t think a network TV show about a super liberal president would garner enough viewers to be profitable.

It’s not just satire that Americans tend to not “get.” Millions of douchebros growing up in the 80s thought Gordon Gekko was the hero of Wall Street and that “Greed, for lack of a better word, is good” was a philosophy to live by.