At least we can take solace in the fact that Bolton testifying would not have changed the impeachment outcome. The republicans are a cult of Trump worshippers. No matter what Bolton might have said in testimony, Trump was always going to win the senate trial.

If this happened is isolation, maybe you could excuse it. But there’s the original plans for Juneteenth, the plan to give his RNC acceptance speech in Jacksonville on the anniversary of a huge massacre there, And many, many, many other examples.

John Mulaney’s two Netflix specials and Patton Oswalt’s specials (I think there are three of them on Netflix) are all great.

Deep Blue Sea: Tokyo Adrift?

Definitely correct, and people are allowed to change/evolve their views and opinions over time. But after capeo pointed this out, I looked for the review in question - and it turns out it’s pretty fawning: https://tv.avclub.com/a-hilarious-with-bob-and-david-tackles-tech-giants-pol-1798186189

Did he become the machine against which they raged?

It’s always the other one!

Seinfeld vision actually seems like the right tech to use right now, since Jerry himself has probably been holed up in Grenyarnia since the start of the pandemic.

Acting on a hunch, a quick Getty image search proves Ted Cruz absolutely has a manicure.

From Gorsuch’s opinion:

It’s a sign of positive change.

Two Guys, a Girl, and a Plantation

I hate you for putting this image into my head.

I would comment on this news item over on Deadspin, if Jim Spanfeller hadn’t killed it to begin with and wasn’t so cowardly as to not allow comments on zombie Deadspin.

The problem here is that you are a rational, compassionate person. The people you are trying to reach here are not.

The mistake you made is thinking Trump has anything resembling principles when it comes to the first amendment or anything else.

So how should someone who has not “worn the flag” express their appreciation for active service members and veterans?

No mention of the mistake that was organizing the murder of D’Angelo? And then actually telling Avon about it? If Stringer hadn’t done that - if his only crime against Avon was tricking Omar into running Brother Mouzone off - I’m not sure Avon gives Mouzone his blessing to take Stringer out.

It takes a special kind of self-centered asshole to produce a nine-part hagiography about yourself. Maybe the chapter on 18-1 will be fun.