“Pyrotechnic Powder Residue” is a fantastic band name.

Didn’t you hear? The president is an optimistic person.

Also the batter in that gif looks like fucking glue

Shiny happy people NOT holding hands

On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is someone I would never punch in the face and 10 is someone who I would immediately sucker punch on first sight, he is a solid 25.

FreeCell

Or inject it in your asshole. Lots of blood vessels near the anus.

You guys could really use an editor and/or researcher on your staff. Julia Brownley is a California Democrat (you left out her home state) who presumably interacted with a coronavirus patient somewhere other than CPAC. And yet you’ve lumped her in with all those other conservative idiots in your description above.

My sister likes to break out “You try driving in platforms” when I criticize her driving.

You haven’t found a good use for “Ah ah ah, you didn’t say the magic word”? Or “That is one big pile of shit”?

I say we grease this ratfuck son of a bitch right now.

Why are you describing this as an opinion piece? It’s pretty clearly a news story based on reporting.

It also didn’t make sense to have them reverse roles.

That definitely sounds entertaining and original. Nothing at all like the previous five movies in the series.

The time is right for a show about forensic accounting.

That’s because they have large cities, right? South Dakota doesn’t.

Potential varieties of crisis to be explored in the future: