I bet Eric Trump is angling for a tiny bit of North Hawaii to be renamed Ericsburg

Well, this isn’t a dumb procedural, so...

Wouldn’t it be amazing if his speechwriters (who are probably lazy, thieving assholes like him) just plagiarized the text that Sam showed his ex-fiancee in that episode? “In the last hundred years, we’ve split the atom, spliced the gene, and roamed tranquility base. Very beautiful place on the moon, by the way. And…

Blueberry buttermilk pancakes with real maple syrup are tremendous.

I actually think Letscher is better in the role than Cavanaugh. He plays the smarmy asshole really well (for example, on The West Wing). Cavanaugh is good, but he’s also naturally quite likeable.

Didn’t this asshole appear in Iron Man 3?

Blunderdome?

Yeah, I was worried it was something far worse. A back injury at least is potentially treatable, even if it’s painful.

I loved Jesse on L&O but my dream team is Briscoe and Logan. Season 5, the only one with both of them and Jack McCoy, was the best one.

I think the problem is that he’s dressed as a character who exists solely to mock a group of people who do not deserve to be mocked.

So the pipe bombs are the responsibility of the bomber only - it would be completely unfair to blame anyone other than the person who actually sent the packages - but late night comedians are 100% to blame for the synagogue bombings.

Tj’s produce fucking sucks.

This is textbook cult of personality, right?

He was doing rallies without stumping for candidates right after inauguration.

I think you mean b-b-b-bonus-s-s-s-s.