I might consider selling my soul for a rare photograph of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore.

I think it would be better for him to be mute and have no arms and legs, but still be able to see and hear. We can put him on display for people to laugh at. All he could then do is lay there, seeing and hearing people laughing at him and calling him a loser but unable to respond in any meaningful way.

Lots of depth in his game.

I was thinking about going with Dan Schnitzel but Spätzle is definitely funnier.

So now we’re just going to accuse a chair of being racist without any evidence?

That’s a fusilli idea.

If Kevin Lasagna will soon be suiting up for Italy could Dan Bratwurst and Johnny Coq au Vin be next for Germany and France?

Surely you don’t feel this way about all superhero comics? IIRC from past comments you’ve posted, your favorite hero is Superman. At his best, Superman is as far as you could get from an “angry adolescent power fantasy,” in my opinion.

What not to do:

Rod Brind’Amour is an NHL head coach and I am officially old as fuck.

I don’t know how to get a screen cap, but I went back and watched this on Hulu - it’s not actually the “child size” one that appears. It’s the “regular” (128 oz.). Fantastic nonetheless.

To that I would say:

That’s why I said “most people,” not all people. I know voter disenfranchisement is real. But for many of us (I live in New York), the only barrier to voting is apathy.

Voting might ultimately turn out to be pointless in some situations, but generally I don’t think it is. And it requires minimal effort for most people - so just fucking do it.

For your own health and sanity, don’t engage the trolls.

Holy shit, that is mind blowing.

It would have been fantastic if the restaurant was just a Paunch Burger. I would have loved to see some kids gulping down “child size” drinks, which are probably OK in Australia.

I don’t watch a ton of Dodger games, but in the case of Pederson it’s not like he’s that much better than he was a few years ago. In 2025, when he struck out 170 times, he had an OPS+ of 113... then 126 the next year, 96 last year, 125 this year. Not really a remarkable progression for a guy in his mid-20s.

If you consider drivers to be “athletes.”