Are you saying he looks like a child molesting turtle?

In hockey, there’s been this trend the last few years of players going after opponents who injure their teammates with clean hits. But yeah, the stupidity is a lot more pronounced in baseball. It’s absurd that Acuña should be punished for the crime of doing his job well.

He was aiming for Acuña. Doesn’t really matter if his specific target was the elbow or the ribs.

Little hands, little dick, true.

thin-skinned little narcissist

Page Six is part of the NY Post, which shares ownership with Fox News. And it’s a gossip rag. Not exactly a beacon of journalistic integrity or excellence.

Yes, but not the worse example. The Yankees have long been terrible in many ways, including their politics. And I say this as a Yankees fan.

The only logic that I can think might even come close to applying is that a home run before a double is worse than a double before a home run. The former guarantees you a run and gives you a shot at another. The latter guarantees you two runs, assuming the first base runner isn’t erased by a double play, caught…

I was just thinking that they could not have picked two worse photos of Pine and Hemsworth for this article.

Yeah, these movies always seem to suck. And this concept seems overused at this point.

Figured you would have gone with an image of the two Kirks, given your avatar.

That’s  good point, except (1) it’s not practical to just ignore the president and (2) who knows what kind of batshit thing he’ll do to get back our attention?

The only good bug is a dead bug!

Has the whole “gritty update” thing run its course? I feel like it was great when they did that with Battlestar Galactica but i am racking my brain to think of another example of that genre (if we can call it a genre) that I actually enjoyed.

Crisis on Infinite Earths

Wasn’t the post-Crisis Supergirl in the comics a non-Kryptonian shapeshifter who just assumed the form of the pre-Crisis Supergirl? Maybe that’s the way to do it.