Are you saying he looks like a child molesting turtle?

In hockey, there’s been this trend the last few years of players going after opponents who injure their teammates with clean hits. But yeah, the stupidity is a lot more pronounced in baseball. It’s absurd that Acuña should be punished for the crime of doing his job well.

He was aiming for Acuña. Doesn’t really matter if his specific target was the elbow or the ribs.

Little hands, little dick, true.

thin-skinned little narcissist

Yes, but not the worse example. The Yankees have long been terrible in many ways, including their politics. And I say this as a Yankees fan.

The only logic that I can think might even come close to applying is that a home run before a double is worse than a double before a home run. The former guarantees you a run and gives you a shot at another. The latter guarantees you two runs, assuming the first base runner isn’t erased by a double play, caught…

I was just thinking that they could not have picked two worse photos of Pine and Hemsworth for this article.

That’s  good point, except (1) it’s not practical to just ignore the president and (2) who knows what kind of batshit thing he’ll do to get back our attention?

The only good bug is a dead bug!

This is 4,000 words that could have been condensed down to a handful. Why does this team suck? They’re the Jets. They have always sucked. They will always suck. Any perceived hope is like an oasis in the desert.

It looks good for sure, but I do think the A’s regular home uni with the green logo and gold trim looks excellent.

Bonus points for using “hegemony” here.

He’s probably spent years forging a nice ass-groove in the home dugout.

That sounds like Stromberg from The Spy Who Loved Me but I always imagined Musk as more like Drax from Moonraker.

So he’s saying: