And had a guest appearance once in Knight Rider.

Does having the first pick in the draft count as a win?

Over/under on how many times “National Football League” is said each hour - is 15 too low?

Or a Scottish folk song once recorded by the Beatles.

Or a Scottish folk song that the Beatles once performed.

“Isolated Monk Abodes” is my favorite indie band.

Understand that my ire here is not directed at you.

The day Trump dies, I’ll be celebrating right along with you. I’m also going to buy an American flag and fly it at full mast.

its ideas and ideals are far enough into the future that people don’t have to think about how they apply to their own lives (if they really don’t want to).

What did you use your dormitory trebuchets to hurl? Students, I hope.

9/11 happened during either the first or second week of my junior year at NYU. that morning, I had an interview scheduled for an internship at a PR agency. The first plane hit while I was in the shower. As soon as I stepped out or the bathroom, one of my suite mates came out of his room and said the WTC was on fire.…

I think it’s a cycle.

I would also suggest mild cheddar instead of sharp. It will melt more easily.

4. How to get cheese out of your mustache

Listen, if you don’t like golf, that’s perfectly fine. All I’m saying is others should be free to enjoy it despite it being the preferred sport of our asshole president.

Just because Trump loves golf doesn’t mean it’s a bad sport.

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