So it seems the Yankees’ AAA affiliate has relocated from Scranton to Miami.

It makes perfect sense to a lot of us here in the states, too.

Get it? Hay? Because horses eat hay? And you are a horse, and I am a horse? Do you get it? Do you get my joke about hay?

A very good point.

I did not know that.

No, I don’t think so. But he has zero experience making anything that isn’tt both of those things. So I wouldn’t have much confidence in it being any good.

I also enjoy his movies, but I have absolutely no confidence in his ability to make a movie that isn’t both ultra-violent and ultra-profane. And that’s not what I want in my Star Trek.

Here’s a tune from another Liverpool band:

Of course he mentioned adolescent girls and young women. That’s future “first-rate pussy” for him to chase after once Melania turns 50.

In fairness, Earth (and London, specifically) has been “special” to Doctor Who because up until 2005 the BBC’s budget for the show was about five quid per episode.

Sorry, but the line of the night for me was “General, would you care to step outside?” A really great callback to Superman II.

This all makes a lot more sense when you remember that Trump, Sanders, and the rest are basically children. From a child’s perspective, two wrongs can make a right.

From the early aughts:

That’s from the Manchurian Candidate, right? I don’t really know how brainwashing works, but I kind of feel like Trump is too dumb to be brainwashed.

I like your commitment to this joke.

The Terminal.

#teamspoonman

Bree Horrocks is gay. She wants you to know that about her.

Because I am Mr. Spock: