So it seems the Yankees’ AAA affiliate has relocated from Scranton to Miami.

Get it? Hay? Because horses eat hay? And you are a horse, and I am a horse? Do you get it? Do you get my joke about hay?

Here’s a tune from another Liverpool band:

Of course he mentioned adolescent girls and young women. That’s future “first-rate pussy” for him to chase after once Melania turns 50.

This all makes a lot more sense when you remember that Trump, Sanders, and the rest are basically children. From a child’s perspective, two wrongs can make a right.

From the early aughts:

That’s from the Manchurian Candidate, right? I don’t really know how brainwashing works, but I kind of feel like Trump is too dumb to be brainwashed.

I like your commitment to this joke.

The Terminal.

#teamspoonman

Bree Horrocks is gay. She wants you to know that about her.

Because I am Mr. Spock:

Neither did I, I was just asking.

Also, whether it turns a profit isn’t really the standard that anyone, including the studio, should use to judge whether it’s successful. This is the first on screen appearance of some of the biggest, most popular comic book characters around. The only thing that has come close really are the past Avengers movies plus…

Maybe years in prison is too harsh, but these were not 13 or 14 year olds. Some kind of actual punishment would be appropriate. But I agree that their punishment shouldn’t depend on whether or not our president is an asshole (which, of course, he is).

Good on you for correcting yourself. I should have read further down before posting.

The brands resemble the initials KR and AM, not KK and AM. Keith Raniere is the founder of the cult.

You’ve Got a Friend in Pennsylvania... and She’s 14.