A hot dog is not a fucking sandwich. I thought we settled this already.

Hating Dallas means not seeing the real enemy, which is Houston.

Still, that’s more choice, IMO, than is typically available through cable companies.

With no blackouts.

Just move to England or something. It serves multiple purposes: Not only will you be able to watch more soccer on TV, you can also escape our racist, quasi-sentient Cheeto of a president.

Booooooooooooooooooooo

I would think so, unless the password for HBO’s twitter account is “HBO123" or some such.

Trump has tweeted 17 times yesterday and today - none of them have mentioned NAFTA.

Does anyone else get the impression that if he loses in 2020, he won’t accept the outcome and will refuse to leave when his term is up? I kinda hope he tries that so the secret service or the military can throw his ass in jail.

Second-rate house pet?

Well, I can picture the cheese...

This is correct. If you’re going to a party with anything more than, I don’t know, 15 people, it’s completely impractical to say goodbye to everyone personally. And your only obligation really is to the host.

My family in India are all Minnesotans too, apparently.

In a blog posted today, the ACLU makes a pretty compelling argument (IMO) for defending all speech, even that of white supremacists:

I’m not a lawyer so I can shoot my mouth off, I guess.

I’m pretty sure that’s true everywhere.

I saw a few confederate flags while driving through New Hampshire and Vermont about 5 years ago.

You’re absolutely right, but: