And each of those million columns is a million words long. I very rarely actually finish reading any articles by Billy, they all feel about five paragraphs too long.

Here’s the amount of transfer money spent from last summer through this summer, by Manchester City and PSG respectively. $532.18 million and $445 .25 million. So that’s the last three transfer windows. Summer ‘16, winter ‘17 and summer ‘17. City has spent almost $87m MORE than PSG and this article is all about how…

Let’s see.

It wasn’t dirty money anymore once Barcelona got hold of it, silly. Their divine purity washed it clean of the sins of it’s creation, before stuffing it into a truck and sending it to the Rheinland to buy a 20 year old man from his employers. Haven’t you been reading Billy’s articles?

Billy’s really been sipping the haterade for PSG ever since they took a player from his beloved Barça.