@palegirl: You tan bed?

@Shamoononon: lmao. I did the same thing! I was like "nooooo." Then I was like..."oh."

@oyumurtaci: Slappem' till your palms bleed.

@WalnutsofDOOM: Reminds me of the lion king. lol

@Manly McBeeferton: I was sooo looking for that too!

@FactorySettings: Will do.

@FactorySettings: What the heck. I thought there was a 5GB cap all this time. @_@

@James: I still have an "unlimited data" plan. Its unliiiimited, until I hit the limit.

@gijenny01: The iphone 4's life is already a little more than halfway done. Wait 6 more months to get an awesome new phone you'll be proud to have until summer 2012. If you hate your phone and can't wait, the iphone 4 is fine.

@White-Sharingan: For some reason I think of Wet Slut Juice. Don't ask why.

@Ginger Gal: I get what she's trying to say but she's actually as retarded as him. You really can't expect things like that to be kept secret. Just the other day at Denny's this waiter showed me a collection of penises on her phone that she'd gotten guys she was dating to text her. It's not just women that are victims…

@SlayBelle: Even if you aren't famous. You really shouldn't. It's never a good idea. EVER.

@Ginger Gal: When you're in the public image you should really think about letting someone take pictures and video of your naked body. If you don't want them haunting you for the rest of your life then don't do it. Same thing goes for the unfamous too... You really can't trust anybody. Male or Female.

@SweetLikeCandy: Samson?

School policies like this are so retarded. It gives me a headache.

@vinod1978: You lost me at "It has an operating system designed from the ground up."

@LeadfootYT: crosses anyone?

@rollsnideroll: They're nothing but userz, boozerz, and two time lozers.

@howdini: I think you mean BIEBTRAYED.

I didn't know Selena Gomez had a knob head. Much less did I know that her knob head was disgusting.