@Snowbunny: Actually, he said a Waverunner. lol Technically, not proven wrong.

@SJRNWT: Maybe they only look at repeat offenders. Like..."This asshole didn't turn on his turning signal! FUCK HIM!" or "This dickwad stupid cocksucking motherfucking twathole bloody beef curtain didn't signal and almost ran me off the road. FUCK HIM!"

@Skunky: He bribes them with iphones and ipads...and uh... other stuff when he gets pulled over.

@sugarhoneybabycakes: :) ME TOO!

@madisomi loves lasercats: I sleep all day. No time for grammar. :-)

How does this article have the words "Teen Riot" and "Mall" but not have the words "Justin" and "Bieber"? I'm confuzzled.

@mtfmuffins: It does roll off the tongue a bit better.

@113Doctor: Theres gotta be somewhere in TX to learn. *googles stuff*

@madisomi loves lasercats: Sleeping and probably masterbating with the occasional eating. Mostly sleeping.

@Nikkoli: Any tips?

The tomboy double standard.

This is for "tobacco" obviously.

I am KitTron, I fight for the Kittehs.

@acrobaticrabbit: What episode/movie of Family Guy is this?

If only he got a dime every time someone whored his YO DAWG meme. He'd be sooooooo fuckin' rich. If only...

@The Sentient Meat: Make sure you get the litter box or things could get messy.

@AndThenTheresMaude loves Stamos: Maybe she'll cheat on her ex-husband/now husband?

@deeleigh: I could see if he did it to steal credit card numbers or other personal information. But putting him in jail over finding out you had an affair? This woman was stupid and should've deleted the messages if she didn't want to get caught.

@RaindropBebop: Kind of defeats the purpose of Twitter imo. :) There's gotta be ONE prson you don't know.

We need to build a wall to keep these aliens out of Mexico. They are going to steal der jobs!