“No woman can be hit like this and stay with that person if that person isn’t prepared to say sorry.”

Did the mom at least give the new kid a chance? Maybe he was much better than her own kid! Upgrades!

here.

That may seem excessive but that is roughly the amount of cocaine I’d need to make a cruise seem enjoyable.

On the one hand they seem like dopes with dope doing dopey things who deserve to be shipped off to jail or New Zealand.

He’s purely a right hemisphere guy, no time for logic or reasoning or language or analytic thought.

Not creative, but

This is part* of why I pay bills by mail when possible. There isn’t (yet) one machine that can transport the envelope, open it, read the contents and process the info, so I’ll pay $.047 per bill to keep a human employed at the company I’m sending money to. I’m a job creator.

Can’t forget Ricky, Julian, Bubbles and J-Rock

Yeah whoever is running her Twitter is doing an amazing job. And I'm not mad that it is someone else cause that's what presidents do. They delegate bitches!

i would dare sarah paulson to get a better haircut, but there may not, in fact, be a better haircut.

I, for one, welcome our new Matriarchal Overlord!

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

How did this happen to Leslie Jones?

Good. A message needs to be sent that this sort of intimidation is not something that should be tolerated. I hope Leslie Jones is feeling all the love being sent her way after this and knows that the vast majority of people have nothing but sympathy for her.

Good.

That tile is ugly and already looks dated.

He is

Bad idea, Hillary. Justin doesn’t ever miss a chance to make things all about him, no matter how stupid he looks. The guy is a grade A level attention whore. Every single photo from the fundraiser will be something like this (replace Jessica with Hillary):

I feel like I should just have this gif permanently copied this election season...