It’s Twitch IRL. You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy on the planet, barring Youtube IRL. These people don’t know the meaning of common sense or etiquette.  

Nothing about this event was a good idea.

We are the dumbest generation.

You ladykiller you

Jesus, I think that is the first time I have heard “prep” in like years.

(what woman wouldn’t be put off by someone just going “I’m saving myself for “the one”).

“I’m not really eye candy.”
Guess what. If you’re asking for a one-night stand, then it’s purely superficial, and if it’s purely superficial, you’ve both got to bring something superficial to the table.
“You’re hot, but I’ll be great conversation for an hour after we finish boning and before you leave” ain’t gonna check…

Horror? Nightmarish? Unsettling? Honestly, looking it up even more, its nothing like that, if anything, it’s just Job Simulator: KFC DLC...

“Welcome, test subjects! I mean, new employees. I’m Cave Johnson, I own this franchise. Who’s ready to make some chicken?”

This might blow your mind, but if you can set aside the cynical “they say it’s one thing, but I think it’s not actually that” mentality for a moment: it’s both.

 As are a lot of things that draw similar responses. There’s a phrase, something about birds and how you can kill more than one with a single stone? Whatever…

And perhaps there could also be a terrible night to have a curse.

If they can fit in a “miserable pile of secrets” line somewhere next season, I will be a very happy girl.

I don’t know, I would have liked it if they broke open a wall and found a perfectly cooked turkey. There’s nothing wrong with a little Wall Turkey.

It checks out.

Nothing confirms my happiness of being in love with a sandwich than eating said delicious sandwich. Man, this sandwich is delicious.

Children are their own reason to not have children.

I wonder if you can maintain a boner while laughing your ass off?

People who "feel the need to prove they are gamers" are usually doing it because someone is demanding they prove it. No one questions me when I say I'm a gamer - but somehow when ever my friends who are women say they are gamers there are always people accusing them of faking it. Or quiz them on their knowledge of the…