Not going to be a popular take but I’m going to say it anyway...

Found the guy that has never driven more than 300 miles in a day.

Didn’t hear about the whole “Republican’s against Trump” thing?

The great thing about this photo? Unlike vintage photos of anonymous Southern folks hanging out at lynchings, technology will soon allow anyone to identify any asshole supporting naziism in these photos.

Right up there is black protesters looting minority owned businesses to protest police brutality from police force that’s mostly black. Ignorance has no race.

Or an engineer.

you should step away from the keyboard and pick up a grammar and spelling book #stayliterate

you must be really popular there with your shining example of open-mindedness

If your Uber driver shows up in a Veyron, watch out for pelicans! :)

I’ll have a Scout Bobber, please.

I don’t know, the official police report that she posted seems pretty conclusive.

Holy. Shit.

Please stay in New York.

As a gun owner, anyone who forgets they are carrying a loaded gun shouldn’t have one.

I feel the need to point out the number of times I see people forget they have glasses on their face or head. Distractions are an amazing thing.

IQ 116.

It would probably be a better investment to spend your money on shitty pizza then this boondoggle.

Honestly i can see it happening. after months of sleep depravation it’s really easy to just go on autopilot and one day you’ve got the kids instead of your spouse and then get in the car and just start doing your normal routine and your brain blanks on the kid in the back seat. Some kids are very quiet when in the…

Dude, you have no idea. Let me guess, you don’t have kids? It really is pretty easy to forget. Of course this doesn’t mean it’s okay to do it. Yes, there was that one story that a year or two ago about that guy who left his kid in his car on purpose, but that isn’t anywhere close to the norm.

*Sad!