in that situation, you die because you didn’t read the article to know that there is a brake pedal

You lift your foot completely off the pedal and sit Indian-style in the car.

I want to buy one of these, and then drive it into a ditch so fast it ends up on its roof.

That was entirely, 100%, the wrong music for that video.

Resignation works for me. There’s nothing I can do about it, I have no control over anything that is happening or could happen. Why get worked up over something you can’t do anything about?

Fixed.

I guess they’re just going to have to get a real job then.

If you really think Putin will play by the rules, as well as China, I have this sweet bridge in Brooklyn I’m looking to sell, real cheap.

It’s a shame the guy getting beaten probably isn’t allowed to have one to protect himself in Canada.

To be fair I think that falls under amplifying unheard voices

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I have heard 9 and 3 is better if you have an airbag, I bet someone got confused and did a 10 and 3 and wrecked

If my neighbor was shooting things in his front yard like that I’d tell anyone who was listening that he’s the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being who ever lived. Then I would call my realtor.

Move out of the city or find private means of transportation if you don’t like PUBLIC transportation.

All of the blatant travels are making me sick.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

Yes.

Loot drop!

The snowflake butthurt over the election just has to be worked into everything, eh?