I am altering the recipe. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

Not to seem boring, but vintage F150 truck chassis. 300 I6, automatic,  RWD. It would complement the Rolls long hood and you can get aftermarket suspension parts to change the ride height to where you want it. 

So it’s needlessly complicated for the sake of being complicated? Thanks, that’s all you needed to say.

That was inevitable all along but I didn't expect it to happen so quickly

This is a major drawback for me. I have been using mint for almost 10 years and track everything on there. 

This is unlike Apple in only providing support for their ecosystem via an arbitrary business rule.

I love black licorice too. But I don’t really consider red and black to be in competition. Black is for nibs or jelly beans. Red is for whips or twizzlers.

HOT TAKE INCOMING. I am one of the 4 people on Earth who prefers black licorice (is that spelling right? That doesn’t look right) to red so I can recuse myself from the Twizzlers vs. Red Vines argument. A friend of mine went to Sweden last year and brought back salted black licorice (...still doesn’t look right)…

“The right-wing billionaire caught on tape is innocent until proven guilty” is not a perspective I anticipated from you or from this site in general. Nor did I anticipate multiple Deadspin writers apparently needing to be reminded that this is a sex trafficking story and a story about a right-wing billionaire…

In Soviet Russia, sub commands you!

If she doesn’t like it, she can pay more to sit up front, or if she wants to go cheaper, I hear there’s plenty of elbow room on Greyhound. Nobody forced her into this seat.

“Slap you critical" is going in my mind palace for future retrieval.

rule number one as a Black person I do not refer to other Black people as nigger NEVER. Rule Two if you call me one (whether you are Black or White ) I am going to slap you into critical. Expel this trailer park trash and be done with it.

It has to be Mark Webber. This is why he conveniently “retired”.

Former Corvair driver here. For 15 years, I’ve had the early coupe, 3 late coupes, a late convertible, Rampside, and late 4-door sedan.

Or why not get the real thing:

Burger with a fried egg is great. Like steak & egg for breakfast. 100% goodness.

I hear that Peter Thiel has already been in contact with them.

Normally I wouldn’t, but Conway’s 100% right here. We should have followed the Steelers’ lead.

I really wish he’d stop trying to fix what isn’t broken and instead just focus on what is: