Only God can wield an ugly stick that mighty.

Lol she went into his room late at night while he was in his boxers. What did she expect was going to happen?

he offered to go get ice cream with the kid to patch things up.

Howdy officer. Beat any minorities today? Fuck the cops and anyone who cooperates with them. And the lily white peckerwoods who argue for snitching. You upvvote this shit you’re rat fink scum

What the fuck is wrong with these people? Beyonce neither knows nor cares who you are, stop committing crimes in some misguided crusade against someone who asked Jay Z what he was drinking because she thought it looked good. Get a fucking life, people. 

I’m partial to the giant sapphire myself. 

After 7 seasons being told my the narrative and production that Dany was the queen we wanted, this is a horrible injustice to the character and her entire narrative. And poor Emilia Clarke was forced to try to make us believe (with another long pointless stare) in her inhumane decision to torch the city after they…

Wife: How was the episode?

Solid contender for worst fucking episode.

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

Right, because what white person doesn’t take family vacations just so that they might get the chance to “kill a darkie”! I mean, we NEVER hear of hotel staff robbing people of their stuff, sexually harrassing young females or pretending to no longer understand English when you dispute phantom credit card charges!

I’m not a grey, but it makes NO sense that he would do this. He’s on vacation. He’s with his children. He’s chilling out. Things are great. Why would he risk it all like this? I just don’t get it.

I’m rooting for Scooter Remover despite their shitty practices. 

Ugh, he’s like what if a Subaru was a person.

This is respect from one Queen to another. 

The only real piece of shit here is you. The man did more for this country than your stupid ass sitting on the couch. 

I know it’s not a popular take around these parts, but I’m going to mourn John McCain.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Just to clarity; a DUI is not a “minor crime”. Let’s not reframe that; considering what a battle it was/is to get drunk drivers off the road killing people. Misdemeanor or not, you’re kind of a dick if you’re driving around under the influence. Get a fucking Uber.

As soon as I read that he had tortured and killed his cat, I knew he wasn’t innocent.