“Hi Jay, this is Dave from North Side Yamaha checking in. We were doing an internal audit and noticed that you haven’t responded to any customer service emails in 13 years. We want to make sure you are still fully satisfied with your purchase. Call me back.”

Being both European and soccer fans.

He looks like fucking Patrice O’ Neal. Get your shit together, Pablo.

KFC! It’s finger-lickin’ good!

Thanks. Sounds like a pretty entertaining read.

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