God, this. I have a Dem friend who won’t shut up about how she was a “deeply flawed” candidate for reasons that “had nothing to do with sexism.” Which...isn’t true. It’s just not.

“How to pander to rural mouthbreathers”

Can we put this whole Bernie would have won nonsense to rest? He likely would have done even worse than Clinton in turns of turning out the Democrat base, and to the extent he resonated with the white working class better than Clinton, he still wouldn’t have been racist and outsidery enough for them. They didn’t vote…

Or, “If You Want to be President, Don’t Have a Vagina”.

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Wrong. It should clearly be called “Shit Happens”.

Girrrllll I basically became a US citizen because of her and Barack. When I first came to this country I thought yeah this country has a lot of career opportunities but I can do a lot of good back home...then Obama won and I was enamored with the US and like an idiot believed that the US is the future and I want to be…

A restriction on women serving will probably come after the reinstatement of DADT. We’re on the fast track to Gilead.

Distraction. Sure the base rallying thing the White House fascist mentioned is a factor but if that was what was driving this they would have held it back until 2018- this is a distraction to fire up their base and get some heat off of the administration.

Howler monkey! We compared W to a howler monkey. Because obvs. XD

She is so much the absolute best of what America has to offer: smart, hard-working, honest, funny, strong, and kind. Not to mention beautiful with a killer fashion sense. The First Lady is not an elected position and it’s a little unfair to compare them because of that, but she is light-years ahead of anything our…

When the organization’s CEO and President Lauren Casteel asked about the negative effects of becoming the first black First Lady, Obama pointed to the racism she experienced, alluding to being compared to an ape, among other offenses.

The Obamas faced so much racism. Poor Mchelle had to face so much racism and sexism. It was awful. That’s why I sideeye when people complain about what Trump has had to face. He even engaged in harassing Obama with his birthism. Even now, he blames Obama for stuff he caused to himself.

Her grace, intellect, and beauty make this unending travesty of a current administration all the more painful.

When he sees that, he’ll sack Sessions for dissing him!

This is one of those times I want to hear the classic non-apology, “I’m sorry if you were offended. I should have used my words better.”

You would think Plus Size shops would be even more sensitive to the fact that you can’t eyeball a person’s measurements. Saying “You’re not that tall” is as asinine as “You’re not a size 22, you aren’t that big.” Guess who is indeed that big? This moi. Now keep your eyeball measures to yourself and help me find what I…

Huntsman is already nominated for ambassador to Russia.

Please, God, let it be Hunstman (I’d also take Corker). I’m about to enter A100 (State Dept. orientation) in a few months, and dear God someone who is slightly less of a fuckwit (though Hunstman is a genuinely solid bloke) would be nice.