Dear god, why doesn’t the US have this? It would be so easy to coax the old orange man into redoing the general election to try and win the popular vote. Since, we know that eats the hell out of him.

His soothing voice spiked with sharp invectives makes me wonder if he got lessons from Violet Crawley.

May called it because the Tories were 25 points ahead of Labour.

“For some reason, this issue of guillotines has become a paramount issue for the nobility.” - Mike Robbespence circa 1793

“Hail Hydra.”

“For some reason, the issue of an impending flood that will wipe out wicked humankind has become a paramount issue to Noah and his family.” - Mike Pence the Patriarch, circa 2304 BC

“For some reason, the issue of Vikings has become paramount for the monks of Lindisfarne.” Ealdorman Pence, CE 793

“For some reason, this issue of mysterious grisly murders has become a paramount issue for the students of Sunnydale High.” - Principal Pence, 1997.

“For some reason, the issues of wage equality, affordable healthcare, bodily autonomy, reliable contraception, education and screenings of Wonder Woman have become a paramount issue for these uppity, bitchy, feeeeeeemales.” Mike Pence on behalf of the entire administration, 2017

“For some reason, the issue of giant tree pythons has become a paramount issue for the Australian possums.” – Bogan bloke Pence, down undah

For some reason, this issue of Alderaan has become an issue with the rebellion. Grand Moff Mike Pence, circa ANH

“For some reason, this issue of the White House burning down has become a paramount issue for Americans” - Mike Pence, circa 1814

“For some reason the want of an epidural has become a paramount issue for Karen Pence” Mike Pence, circa 1993, 1995, and 1996.

“For some reason, this issue of the Death Star has emerged as a paramount issue for the people of Alderaan, the Rebel Alliance, and around the galaxy.” Grand Moff Pence, a long time ago in a galaxy far far away

“For some reason, this issue of apples has become a paramount issue for Mother” - Adam Pence, circa In the beginning...

For some reason, this issue of hostile xenomorphs has emerged as a paramount issue for the colonists of Hadley’s Hope and around LV-426.

“For some reason the freedom of my female property and the theft of my war rig has become a paramount issue to my Imperator.” Immortan Pence 2047

For some reason, the issue of Jesus existing has become a paramount issue for the Romans. WannaBe Disciple Mike A.D. 33

I’m gonna be honest with you, I’m obsessed with Melania. I am 1000% convinced she’s a top fsb agent and she’s fucking great at her job. Do yourself the favor (I’m lying, it’s horrific) of googling Melania Trump young. She has had like 7 different faces.

Thank you for the link, I was a big fan of the “Papaya Pol Pot” nickname!