I think the Handmaid’s Tale red is just as appropriate.

Paul Ryan is a spineless little shitweasel.

Remember back in the day when Republicans made a big stink about Obama reading off teleprompters.

Also, we should all follow Vincente Fox on Twitter:

President Reads off Prompter, Clears Lowest Bar.

They’re protesting imaginary women’s suffrage, in a country where women are better off than anywhere else in the world. Makes them look mighty foolish.

MOTHER!

expect michelle’s to debut first, as barack is too busy leaking fbi memos and organizing town hall disruptions to sit down at the typewriter.

Now I’m imagining RBG the Vampire Slayer. Bless.

She pulled vampire hunting duty tonight. She’s busy.

We invited Senator Johnson of WI to Green Bay last week for a townhall. His office continually gave us the runaround. He, of course, didn’t attend. Tammy Baldwin (love her!) sent an aide but because she had to leave early to attend an already planned democratic party meeting and the press spun it as if that was as bad…

Now we know what to call him. Thanks, Sean.

It would be EPIC to have Alec Baldwin go as Trump!

Markets himself as such an alpha male (barf) and is too chicken shit to deal with a night of ribbing at his expense. And you know if Russia had an equivalent of this dinner Putin would at least have the nerve to show up and poison some journalists. Trump is just going to slink away and tweet in a corner.

I’ve not heard Kim Jong Orange yet. It now lives at the top of my euphemism list, second only to “open-faced quesadilla” and “malevolent traffic cone”.

Alternatively, the comedian could go empty chair à la Clint Eastwood.

This man is a fucking thin skinned coward. I sincerely hope the Press goes through with it, using the most awful mock-up dummy of Trump they can find, sitting on a chair.

Buk buk buh caw!

Be sure to pick up some Milo™ Vanishing Cream!

I have a friend who’s daughter is about the same age and comes from a Mexican background. And she is fully aware how this election treated women and immigrants. She has a strong mother, and I know she’ll grow up to be just as smart and hard working.
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