This is completely off topic, but this deserves attention and scorn. I am donating to his opponents, including any GOP primary challengers

She’s no Carla!

The password to his Twitter account.

Listen, bitchlette, he didn’t have to run for president. He could have gone on with his businesses, making deals, not paying his taxes, not paying his bills, living in his gilded bubble, and doing whatever it is he does to stay in the news. He chose to run for president. He chose to channel Greg Stillson to gain…

Oh, no, GOP kids should ABSOLUTELY reap the “rewards” their parents sow! Cuts to education? Tough patoots teenage Mason can’t find the US on a map and can’t go to college now! You couldn’t afford it anyway! Cuts to medical care? Sucks to be little Brittney! Little Timmy didn’t get his vaccines? That polio is God’s…

Dear Melania,

Oh shit is right- they’re not just forfeiting the profit from those lands, they’re jeopardizing their existence for future generations, American citizens who have the same right to those resources as we do. This will pretty much complete the Boomers’ depraved campaign of intergenerational resource theft.

So just to be clear:

This shit has Pence written all over it. That a-hole is whispering in Trump’s ear. He hates poor people, brown people, women, pretty any one who is not a white evangelical man.

And these are the people who claim to be Christians.

Oh good. It isn’t as if Hillary Clinton has been humiliated in a few months. Should be a jolly good time for all. Maybe they can get Bernie Sanders to consult?

There will only ever be one Linda Tripp.

I think it counts. That’s the where the choice in being pro-choice comes in. As in, it wouldn’t be my personal choice, but each individual has the right to make a different choice. I think the anti-choice crowd has been really, really successful in driving this narrative that equates pro-choice as strictly…

I’m still holding out hope that he does this so Hillary can be like “oh no my husband is sick I better skip too byeeeeee”. *cut to them on a beach in the Caribbean*

This is how far the Republican Party has fallen in 2 decades.

Hilary: Netflix and chill.

I feel so badly for Hillary having to attend this shit show. Sigh.

I didnt agree with a lot of his policies but he was an intelligent President.