At the grocery store I used to work at, one of our supervisors ordered 7k cans of Campbell’s soup

Canada toilet paper people say they’re working on keeping up with it and there’s no danger of running out.

You are not

Important

I am grossed out by people who wear shoes in their homes (and other people’s!!!)

Ubloke the white men who have been doing this for...*checks notes* hundreds of years? 

Sadly, that’s kind of how Canada had their first and only female Prime Minister

Did I mention he had also brought all his divorce papers with him and while I was gone, he sat there crying over them?

My birthday also sometimes falls on father's day! 

I’ve had a lot of bad birthdays, it’s become something of a joke at this point. But...

The government doesn't stop you from getting lifesaving treatment because of some archaic belief system that hates women 

I'm shocked. Shocked I say. SHOCKED. 

My littlest niece had an “adverse reaction” to a vaccine. All that happened was she got really red and other minor symptoms.

I have a shoulder injury and still... team red. 

Mine are all 3 or 4 hooks and I do em up in the red style everytime. No issue.

THANK. YOU. SERIOUSLY.

This is a bad take. I was 16/17 when this album was released. This was was everything. It holds up as well as a lot of other 90s albums.

Awful. Absolutely awful. That poor girl 

....Or... he shouldn’t have been able to obtain a gun 

It’s my favourite new sticker