Where’s Jim Lorentz when you need him?

Man, John Darnielle better call that lady up. It’s been a while.

Man, John Darnielle better call that chick up. It’s probably been a few years.

No mention of The Killing of a Chinese Bookie, though? That was Goodfellas and everything else that came after it. Also, Ben Gazzara. Ben Gazzara all over the place.

Where's Jim Lorentz when you need him? (man, I'm old)

It's good to see Norwegian black metal fans getting into the game...

... Brian Jones, Robert Johnson, Alan "Blind Owl" Wilson, Pigpen, Jean-Michel Basquiat, Kristin Pfaff (Hole), Mia Zapata (the Gits) ...

I think leaving out the Bloody Mummers is a serious tragedy. No Shagwell the Fool?! (he's very amusing!) No Vargo the Goat?! Those are some great parts for them and that great

In all fairness, I'm pretty sure a good number of these are sarcastic.

Priest stranglers. It's spaghetti that's the girth of a #2 pencil. And it's called "priest stranglers"! This is also the pasta of choice of Anton LeVey.

"Handball at Nassau Coliseum" just made me laugh out loud. Those poor poor handballers...

You missed the part where GRRM says Sanchez is gay.

I agree with you here...

I've never seen a pro athlete openly refuse to play for a team...

Wait, didn't you just describe Cabin Fever - both in terms of premise and genre-skewering?

This is why they don't allow women members at Augusta - they would never be able to advance the club's technology as well as the guys who just brought in a brand new steno machine.

Nice one...

I think the President, should he need help, would almost certainly have a couple of trusted friends/aides who would manage to keep things discreet...

I continued to smell the strong odor of alcoholic beverages upon his breath...

"Oh shit! That's my jugular!"