Fiona Dourif is an underrated nepo baby. 

It would be pretty funny except for the fact that a disturbing number of Americans consider these legitimate shots in the culture war.

Can I put something out there? Can I just suggest that the reason we’re talking about nepotism has to do with the entertainment industry creating a aristocracy by paying people way too much for what their jobs actually contribute to society, all because they make unseemly amounts by selling their products to...us.…

I did chuckle. Blind squirrels get a nut once in a while, etc.

Purple M&M kinda looks like Grimace.

He recently tweeted that real alpha males spend all day at Hooter’s with their buddies rather than being at home with their wives and I’m about 90 percent sure the whole account is a bit.

“If it’s an all-female M&M, I assume that it costs 77 cents on the dollar of what the regular M&M’s would cost, right?”

I see people post Nick Adams tweets on Reddit periodically and was sure it was intentional parody. The idea that he could possibly be serious about his very insecure sounding complaints is wild.

Social media is like religion for a lot of people.

Well shes popular, sure. If Williams had even just said shes great, i wouldve rolled my eyes, but whatever. But greatest of ALL TIME? Thats kind of an insane thing to say, unless you think of “great” strictly in terms of ticket and record sales, and nothing else.

She’s definitely a top-tier talent at getting people to buy her albums despite repeating her musical ideas over and over.

Seriously, the taylor swift comment ALONE. 

The others must be pretty fucking bad.

She thinks TAYLOR SWIFT IS ONE OF THE GREATEST LIVING SONGWRITERS????? How can anyone say this chick isnt deluded????

‘Girls’ was invented as a Charles Manson Helter Skelter style event to precipitate a race-war by forcing maximum whiteness onto people and make them revolt. Unfortunately, they made it at a time before media got more diverse, and the white-dominated world just slurped it up.

Girls is the Nepo-ist of Nepo shows. All four girls have Blue Link parents on Wikipedia!

Which he publicly addressed, apologized for, and she accepted his apology 

“Not to be cruel” doesn’t really soften this sentiment

“Turn in any firearm I own or possess? But, your honor, I am the firearm!”

Even if another episode is never made, it’s definitely worth checking out. Some of the funniest lines and bits I’ve ever seen, combined with a surprising amount of pathos.