Having it not acknowledge Cobra Kai, which 99% of the audience will have seen, seems like a huge mistake.

Surely Sony wouldn’t crap the bed with an existing popular franchise ... oh, wait.

“You know how much the average jizz mopper makes?”

“So, I’ve got this great new idea for a sketch. What we’re gonna do, right, is, we’re going to molest a child.”

Even in the comparatively libertine days of 2014, who in the world thought a sketch titled “Through A Pedophile’s Eyes” was anything like a good idea?

Don’t Sweat It, Sweetcheeks: The Incredible True Saga Of The Controversy Of The Making Of Don’t Worry Baby...I Mean Darling.

I mean…we’re not “treating a website as a person.”

It could be worse.

Hope she loses a pretty penny.  Then maybe she can actually come up with something funny.

This is one of those people who needs a firm hard slap at least once a day.

Here’s our meet cute: I find out that you’re not drowning in money from that cover, but I’m ok with it because I actually have a bee fetish.

Yup. Wondering if we’re going to get a Rick and Morty review, or if that’s another one under the bus.

lol everybody has seen his tiny penis

Booksmart wasn’t a good film and you should’ve seen this coming from miles away. Get ready for Spiderwoman next. 

Why do you even publish this garbage?   Her shitty acting isn’t the issue.  She was in charge of the shoot where the children were abused and exploited.  Fuck her.   What a garbage human being.  Fuck the AV Club for pushing his lying pedo fuck for years.  

She regrets “agreeing to act” in it? I guess I shouldn’t expect anything more than the most passive language imaginable from someone involved in an active case, but I can comfortably say fuck her.

Do you think when he was picking up a “hot chick” his intro line was “I’ve grown a lot since then?”

I’d put it at somewhere between 1 and 6 depending on the martial status of his parents and grandparent.

Also, please get me your tiniest violin to play for his tale of woe regarding using his “celebrity” to hook up with hot chicks, who then dump him cause he’s not flush with baby album cover money.

“Though it seems pretty inarguable that Elden deserves more than $200 for his contribution to music history, it looks like he’s going to need to find a different avenue to get it.”